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PostSubject: Humor!   29th June 2010, 13:34

I ´d like to start here a less serious topic and post at the first some very nice jokes, which I borrowed by Mr. Scholl. Many thanks and enjoy!


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How many countertenors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and four contraltos to say 'I would have done it better.'



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How many countertenors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high.



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How many countertenors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and the other to say 'Isn't that a little high for you?'



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How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.



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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Two. One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.



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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. Which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.



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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   30th June 2010, 17:34

A violonist, with his violon under his arm, asked a passer by:
"Excuse me, sir, would you mind telling me how can I get to the Conservatory?"
The man who was asked, replied:
"Practice, practice, practice!"

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   30th June 2010, 21:09

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   30th June 2010, 22:24

The little rabbit gets drunk and on the way home in the darkness stumbles over a big root. He tries to find out what it is by feeling it with his hands and says:
"No hands... no ears... must be the conductor!" music
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   30th June 2010, 23:15

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th August 2010, 09:51


" If you would have your sonne softe, womannishe, uncleane, smothe mouthed, affected to baudrie, scurrilitie, filthy Rimes, & unsemely talkying: briefly, if you would have hym, as it were transnatured into a Woman, or worse, and inclined to all kinde of Whoredom and abhomination, sett hym..........to learne Musicke, and then shall you not faile your purpose. "



Philip Stubbs " The Anatomy of Abuses ", London 1583 .


It was there for sure very serious meant , but now I can´t stop laughing .
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   22nd October 2010, 10:14

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th November 2010, 16:36

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from "Musiklexikon für Kinder" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th November 2010, 17:21

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As I told you already, this cute little hedgehog under the stairs remind me of one ancient hero..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th November 2010, 17:35

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As I told you already, this cute little hedgehog under the stairs remind me of one ancient hero..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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Oh dear, I thought the same! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th November 2010, 19:55

this section is great!.. I have graphic tale about what you shouldn´t do in front Philippe Jaroussky, my sister will finish it.. and meavy I will share with all you!
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   15th November 2010, 21:27

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As I told you already, this cute little hedgehog under the stairs remind me of one ancient hero..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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The hero who lives in a cupboard under the stairs, like Harry Potter...
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   27th November 2010, 20:06

Two musicians meet.
- How are you?
- Oh, great! I recorded even my new CD!
- And ? What did you sell already?
- My house, my boat, my car..............

One young singer at the concert- after the aria the audience request loudly for encore. The second time the same aria.
- Encore!
The third time the same aria....
- Encore!
- How many times I should sing it for you?
- Till you CAN SING IT!

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   27th November 2010, 20:52

good post Laughing
I've found a similar thing...

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authentic script by Polish composer... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   2nd December 2010, 09:18

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   9th January 2011, 10:02

What do you think about this lovely doll? I swear, it wasn´t a "special made" ! wink

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( Nice hat once more!)

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd January 2011, 00:52

Artaserse

Must have! wink
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd January 2011, 00:55

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Will be yours! grin

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st April 2011, 09:18

What's this?

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Philippe for more and better milk? smile

It should be the sweetest, smoothest and most delicious one. angel inlove
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st April 2011, 09:30

Jarofil

Must have a greedy gulp immediately!!!!


rofl drinks

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st April 2011, 12:58

WOW! - Strange world indeed... Happy April Fools Day! think ice cream
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st April 2011, 13:31

Exactly, I can't imagine better topic for today than this Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st April 2011, 13:51

"Classical music has never tasted so delicious !"

but, sorry, I don't like milk !

happy Poisson d'Avril party

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   4th April 2011, 13:31

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"Early portrait" ca. anno Domini 1820 by Achille Devéria.....Who know this guy? wink

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   4th April 2011, 20:12

- I do!
- It's Honoré de Balzac...
- The french writer of "La comédie humaine".

(There IS a slight likeness to Philippe, yes!)


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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   16th October 2011, 13:28

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd December 2011, 15:08

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd December 2011, 18:03

Laughing Stille Nacht (Silent night) indeed..... rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd December 2011, 20:24

SJuli,
rofl

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   24th December 2011, 21:28

I have special milk for Santa! Hope he will bring me a very good present! wink

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   25th December 2011, 16:33

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Do you have bought this bottle? Where?????? drunk

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   26th December 2011, 00:52

nightspell
In fact I have only digital bottle blush . This kind of milk from "happy cows" is available only in Dortmund I think because I could not find it in my city when I was living in Germany.
For the first time I thought that it was a joke about "happy cows" but I think they enjoy music veeerry much and they are really happy when listening it. MUSIC IS FOR EVERYONE.
Please look at it, what a cute animals:
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   18th February 2012, 09:58

My friend sent it to me:

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   19th February 2012, 16:45

Something funny my grandkids say when I take them in the car...The youngest, Megan is 6 and used to take violin , and always asks me,"Nana, please play Fleep". Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   28th February 2013, 10:39



From here:

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A little Jaroussky (stuffed French toast ball): this one has pancetta, fig, apricot cream and OHMYYUM.

It´s really as yummy as a "little Jaroussky"?

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   28th February 2013, 10:45

Looks like a heart attack on a stick to me; I prefer the original accept-no-substitute Jaroussky ...

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   25th March 2013, 20:43

Here's Robin Blaze in some, ahem, rather unusual repertoire. It was done to raise money for charity and I hope he raised a lot. It's definitely an improvement on the original and I love the way he can barely keep a straight face!

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And here's Mr. Blaze doing his day job ...

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   8th June 2013, 13:09




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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   25th August 2013, 21:22

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Social  street - advertising in Germany. " Semira hits the right note". (Culture makes strong. For stage and for life.)
I presume, her smiling father Artabano at the guitar,  the cool  bro Arbace at drums and Mandane at the bass. Laughing whistle drummer

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   17th September 2013, 10:21

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.... some ideas off the context? Laughing 

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   23rd December 2013, 12:08


Courtesy of Opera Britannia - proof that even the best of singers can manage to come up with some real turkeys at Christmas time ...


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 Happy New Year HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY  Happy New Year 


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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   1st February 2014, 21:15

...any ideas?  wink 

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   2nd February 2014, 11:42

I love this pic  good 
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   22nd February 2014, 23:07

What about some new smileys ?  

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   22nd February 2014, 23:27

Spoiler:
 

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PostSubject: The Stewardess   5th April 2014, 14:21

Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to flight number PJ12345.
We will be flying at between twenty-five and a hundred and sixty thousand feet, or seven to fifty thousand meters. Your pilot today is Captain Philippe Jaroussky.
Please take a few minutes to read the safety instructions provided and to note your nearest emergency exit in case of fire.
If you notice symptoms of imminent swooning in your fellow passengers, please make sure they are seated comfortably and securely. Oxygen and wet flannels are available ___here___ and ___here___ (mimed demonstration). You can summon a steward with ___this button___  if you notice anyone requiring scraping off the ceiling or need help of any kind.  
Should you need to cough, strychnine tablets are stored ___here___.
My colleagues and I are here to help and we hope you all enjoy your flight.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   5th April 2014, 14:34

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loved this Daniels / Hely-Hutchinson production  bravo!
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   5th April 2014, 19:40

Alison Appleby,

leaving aside the fact that I hate to fly, this flight  seem to become really promising!  grin 
In case of someone´s catching the fire of devoted admiration we would need some detailed emergency- possibilities. What  about the case of  immediate addiction?

Very useful I find the instruction about strychnine!  witchy 

You´re welcome! ( On any case )))) flowers

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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   6th April 2014, 09:24

<<What  about the case of  immediate addiction? ... flowers>>

All passengers and crew are addicts. Immediate addiction is normal among any newbies. No action is needed.

It wouldn't take much editing to produce a Jaroussky* Anonymous '12 steps' counterpart. Strong points of similarity and some delightful differences. So too with cult rehabilitation therapy.

* Don't you just love typing that sequence of letters  smile 
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PostSubject: Re: Humor!   8th April 2014, 11:30

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